04/06/12 - Getting EXCITED!
Excited for:
1. Birthday
2. Birthday Party!
3. Patting Tiger Cubs!
4. Getting uni things done way before they are due!
5. Puppy-sitting in a couple of weeks (and baby sitting as well! Cutie baby)
6. Camping with Fred!
LIFE IS GOOD
Typographic Jokes by Gary Nicholson.
Brief:
To design a series of posters with typographically focused puns to lift the spirits of fellow designers.
Ahhhh puns, how I love thee! :-)
(Source: beefity, via ilovedachshunds)
It’s alright everyone, panic stations can shut down for the night because I just found my levis
After months and months, I’d given up all hope, I figured I must have accidentally thrown them in with a load of clothes for the op-shop. Until today, when I saw them sitting happily atop my step-dad’s drawers.
No, I thought to myself, that can’t be them.
But it does look an awful lot like them…I’ll just go and check….
HEAVEN’S TO BETSY IT’S THEM!
My life is now complete.
Hyper-Realistic Painting by Omar Ortiz
When I see stuff like this, my brain just falls out of my gaping mouth
29/05/12 - The Dictator & WTF Ow Skin, what are you doing to me?
Last night lovely Frederick and I went on a lovely late-sesh-movie-date to see The Dictator. I personally thought it was excellent. I mean, it’s Sacha Baron-Cohen, by now you know what you are getting when you buy your ticket. You can’t come out and be all pissed off because it was offensive, because you know that that is his thing. With that being said, it wasn’t actually as offensive as I was expecting. The story-line is obviously not incredible, no one is going to win any oscars, and it’s by no means ground-breaking. But for what it was, I thoroughly enjoyed it and had many a laugh.
On a side note, my skin is so EFFING DRY. It’s decided to start cracking around my hairline. Actually cracking off, it stings like a mother bitch. *LATHERS ON ALL THE MOISTURISER!!!*
(Source: thefamilyvibe)
28/05/12 - The best movie ever to be thought up:
In our tute today we had to come up with an idea for a movie, and our group’s was clearly the most fabulous.
Picture Tom Hanks as a bored accountant with a bitchy wife (Angelina Jolie - because she has a “sour face”), he’s so unhappy that he enters into an affair with a kind-hearted prostitute (Natalie Portman - because she’s a babe). Then, he wakes up with her dead, and his hands are covered in her blood. He doesn’t remember killing her, but all the evidence is there - he feels guilty and scared, so he doesn’t call the police. Eventually he makes his way home, and in the fridge he finds Natalie’s ears in a jar - he turns around and sees his wife, who tries to kill him, but he overpowers her and calls the police - she gets arrested and sent to gaol, and he goes off on holiday/ starts some sort of lifelong dream of his.
Love it… not going to lie, the best thing is the ears in the fridge
(Source: niclock, via lostinwonderlandxxx)
The height of two men. The weight of four. The strength of sixteen!
homgz loooove
